Like a lovelorn rhino charging towards an ice sculpture, this latest episode of THE SMILE SYNDICATE MUSIC HOUR will bowl you over with its sheer effervescence!
Exciting times at Smile Syndicate HQ. New songs are finally being put down on magnetic tape. And, not to oversell it or anything, but coming soon is something that will revolutionize video entertainment. You won’t believe a single one of your senses. Stay tuned!
As we fly towards Christmas like an out of control roller coaster that’s on fire even, it seems like a good time to give you a quick update and assure that all too soon, the drought will be over and new songs will rain down on your nude body like a blessing from a benevolent god from beyond the stars. Series 2 of The Smile Syndicate Podcast will not only top everything produced by The Smile Syndicate so far, it will make you throw away your anemic music collection and embrace a New Music, a Music beamed back to the 21st Century from a wiser, future time. Idle boasting? No – a solemn promise. Your life will improve in 2017 and exposure to Smile Syndicate music will be the reason.
Benefits Of Exposure To The Smile Syndicate’s NEW MUSIC
In what ways can you expect your life to change? How about:
Physical Fitness – using our songs during your run, walk, swim, or squat thrust will keep you energized and focused. The life affirming messages you’ll hear will feed your soul and push you to achieve those goals that your family, friends and clergy assured you were impossible.
Child Rearing – If you have children, play them a Smile Syndicate song and see them transform before your eyes. Your once little disobedient brute becomes a fine young gentleman or lady and you nod knowingly and exclaim, “Smile Syndicate, you’ve done it again!”
Career Advancement – Play a Smile Syndicate song out loud on your phone and charge into your boss’s office. Lay it on the line. Either he coughs up the green, or you’re walking and your taking the rest of this damned office with you! The music will re-route his synapses and compel him to cave in to your crazy demands. You’ll walk out of the office, smooch your phone and whisper, “Where would I be without you, Smile Syndicate songs?”
What Else Does This Original Music Offer?
We’re not even scratching the surface. That’s a lot of value being offered! We promise that if you stay connected, you’ll be the first to find out what other great benefits Original Awesome Smile Syndicate Music Songs have to offer.
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2017 will be the year you’ve been waiting for. New Smile Syndicate music, New Life. I can’t wait.
The music laboratory here at Smile Syndicate HQ has been humming 24/7 in preparation for the upcoming podcast series. Test tubes full of musical compounds will soon be ready to be poured into your hungry ears. Whether you’re rocking to the upcoming smash hit “I’m Going Back To High School“, exploring strange new worlds with “Rhythm 25” or speaking truth to power with “Zip It“, these new songs are going to be just what you need to power through the rest of the year.
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The countdown is ON.
The Smile Syndicate Podcast will continue with Series 2, which will again feature 13 new songs. Additional details, including the series premiere date, will be forthcoming. But we can confirm that the songs will indeed be in stereo.
Remastered versions of all the songs from Series 1 of The Smile Syndicate Podcast are now available for streaming and downloading on the front page of thesmilesyndicate.com.
All the songs have had their sound upgraded and a few of the songs have been gently remixed.
Listen and download them and be glad you did.
The fine folks at Montcoradio were kind enough to include “Shout If You Want To Get Louder” in the playlist for their Amazing Obscura show. Rumors of the web traffic hitting their server being so severe that it started a fire in the server room are unsubstantiated.
The latest podcast episode features a new song that tells the tale of a madman from beyond time, from beyond reckoning. “(Maniac) From (Beyond Time)” is folk music from between the stars. Are you strong enough to hear it?
The Smile Syndicate Podcast returns triumphantly with the release of its latest episode. Featuring the song, “Monocle“, it’s an episode that will change everything you thought you knew about everything.
The next new episode of The Smile Syndicate Podcast has been delayed. A humorous explanation will be provided in the next new episode. Until then, keep watching the skies.