Enter a kaleidoscope and become dizzy with emotion. You’ve just been ripped off and you’re not experiencing the whole gamut of human experience. Confusion, rage, self-pity, acceptance, confusion again. You’ll listen to this song and come out a wiser person.

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Where is my stuff?
It was right here before
I wasn’t gone long
It’s not here anymore

This is too weird
Did anyone see?
I can’t believe
This has happened to me

Gone in a flash
Up into thin air
You’ve just become…
The Burgled

This is not cool
I’m feelin’ sick
Hopin’ it’s just
A friend’s stupid trick

That would be cool
But it’s not true
My stuff is gone
What will I do?

Rumpus room ghost town, c’mon

Where will I sleep?
They took the bed
The hammock, too
Sleep when I’m dead

My den’s cleaned out
Stripped to the bone
I’d call the cops
But they’ve stolen the phone

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