12. Monocle

This atmospheric ditty will make you realize the folly of binocular vision and embrace a single point of seeing. Allow its mysterious charms to encircle you like the tentacles of Cthulhu. Then, when you’re done that, go do something productive. Build a fence or...

11. I Won’t Waffle

This song will make you feel like your whole body has been infused with pure titanium. You are strong, invincible, and utterly unable to move. Listen to this track and become a super being. Become a Smile Squad member to access song downloads. Useful Links: Patreon:...

9. Rumpus Room

Ready to get funky in the Rumpus Room? Are you sure? Because once you enter, this carnal funhouse is gonna spin you ’round in supersound. It’s all windows and no doors in this devil’s play place. Once that beat grabs ahold of you, ya gotta go for the...

8. Dinosaur God 2000

Dinosaur God 2000 is terrifying in its understatedness. One man, one guitar, one terrifying tale of an unstoppable, immortal thunder lizard god who will crush us all. If you assume this giant plant eater is gentle, it’ll be the last foolish assumption...

7. Rhythm 21

Today’s song is an instrumental that shouldn’t be heard if you’re on medication or currently operating heavy machinery. It will leave you feeling off-kilter. Discombobulatized. The sky will look purple and the grass will look red. I hope you’re...

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