11. I Won’t Waffle

This song will make you feel like your whole body has been infused with pure titanium. You are strong, invincible, and utterly unable to move. Listen to this track and become a super being. Become a Smile Squad member to access song downloads. Useful Links: Patreon:...

9. Rumpus Room

Ready to get funky in the Rumpus Room? Are you sure? Because once you enter, this carnal funhouse is gonna spin you ’round in supersound. It’s all windows and no doors in this devil’s play place. Once that beat grabs ahold of you, ya gotta go for the...

8. Dinosaur God 2000

Dinosaur God 2000 is terrifying in its understatedness. One man, one guitar, one terrifying tale of an unstoppable, immortal thunder lizard god who will crush us all. If you assume this giant plant eater is gentle, it’ll be the last foolish assumption...

6. The Sun Is A Jukebox (instrumental)

A Very Special Episode of The Smile Syndicate podcast. While the release of the latest new song has been delayed by viruses (afflicting humans, not computers), it doesn’t mean the party stops. This week, an instrumental version of The Sun Is A Jukebox will...

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