12. Monocle

This atmospheric ditty will make you realize the folly of binocular vision and embrace a single point of seeing. Allow its mysterious charms to encircle you like the tentacles of Cthulhu. Then, when you’re done that, go do something productive. Build a fence or...

11. I Won’t Waffle

This song will make you feel like your whole body has been infused with pure titanium. You are strong, invincible, and utterly unable to move. Listen to this track and become a super being. Become a Smile Squad member to access song downloads. Useful Links: Patreon:...

10. Rhythm 23

An instrumental painted with the strangest hues of burnt umber and Hooker’s green. Sing along in a primal language of your own devising and feel the universe resonate with the fundamentalities you utter. Race back in time to 1923 before hurtling back to the...

7. Rhythm 21

Today’s song is an instrumental that shouldn’t be heard if you’re on medication or currently operating heavy machinery. It will leave you feeling off-kilter. Discombobulatized. The sky will look purple and the grass will look red. I hope you’re...

6. The Sun Is A Jukebox (instrumental)

A Very Special Episode of The Smile Syndicate podcast. While the release of the latest new song has been delayed by viruses (afflicting humans, not computers), it doesn’t mean the party stops. This week, an instrumental version of The Sun Is A Jukebox will...

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