110. I Won’t Waffle

This song will make you feel like your whole body has been infused with pure titanium. You are strong, invincible, and utterly unable to move. Listen to this track and become a super being. Become a Smile Squad member to access song downloads. Useful Links: Patreon:...

109. Rhythm 23

An instrumental painted with the strangest hues of burnt umber and Hooker’s green. Sing along in a primal language of your own devising and feel the universe resonate with the fundamentalities you utter. Race back in time to 1923 before hurtling back to the...

108. Rumpus Room

Ready to get funky in the Rumpus Room? Are you sure? Because once you enter, this carnal funhouse is gonna spin you ’round in supersound. It’s all windows and no doors in this devil’s play place. Once that beat grabs ahold of you, ya gotta go for the...

106. Rhythm 21

Today’s song is an instrumental that shouldn’t be heard if you’re on medication or currently operating heavy machinery. It will leave you feeling off-kilter. Discombobulatized. The sky will look purple and the grass will look red. I hope you’re...

105. Electric Wiggle

Imagine a dance that you couldn’t resist doing, but having given in to the irresistible beats, you ended up in traction. Such is the fearful ELECTRIC WIGGLE – a dance craze that leaves a pile of ruined bodies in its wake. It may sound like a cheerful tune...

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