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The Shape Of Jazz To Come

This week’s episode of THE SMILE SYNDICATE MUSIC HOUR will leave you breathless. Not from shock or surprise, but from putting you through a musical and comedy workout that will get your heart racing.

The brand new Smile Syndicate song THE SHAPE OF JAZZ TO COME makes its debut and the Smile Syndicate Jukebox plays us another classic Smile Syndicate song.

Miss Elizabeth delivers another molten slab of Death Metal Update and the Mailbag is opened to reveal a treasure trove of thought provoking questions and bawdy limericks.

This is top notch entertainment right here. It’s THE SMILE SYNDICATE MUSIC HOUR.

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      The Shape of Jazz To Come - The Smile Syndicate
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      Turns Out It Was A Hoax - The Smile Syndicate
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Lyrics:
The Shape of Jazz To Come

Dreams of mist
Now I see
That which is
And what must be

The Shape of Jazz To Come

Dreams of mist
Finally see
That which is
And what must be

The Shape of Jazz To Come

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Oh, Bermuda!

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This week’s episode of THE SMILE SYNDICATE MUSIC HOUR delivers its musical body blows like a champion boxer. While delivering an acoustic folky number with its left hand (LAY WITH ME ‘NEATH THE SPRUCE), the right hand is busy knocking you out with a futurerock classic (OH, BERMUDA!)

In addition, Jason updates us on what happens when new friends from Japan visit our hapless town, Miss Elizabeth recommends a lifehack of dubious legality and Jason risks life and limb to test the latest lifehacking health fad.

It’s comedy so funny you’ll be delirious and music so good you’ll be ecstatic. It’s THE SMILE SYNDICATE MUSIC HOUR. FOR REAL.

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Lyrics:
Oh, Bermuda!

Cross the ocean on an airplane
Do you believe your eyes?
A blinding flash on the horizon
Is blowing up the sky

Mists obscure your vision
Space is twisted ’round
Hurtle through a portal
What is this place you’ve found?

A mystical land of fevered dreams
Called The Bermuda Triangle
A place where nothing’s as it seems
Called The Bermuda Triangle
Marilyn Monroe, Shakespeare, Newton
And many more besides
Yes, it’s them
Go say hello
To The Bermuda Triangle

Oh, Bermuda!

Freighter streaming through the darkness
By daybreak, they’ll make land
Now the waves are getting angry
Stirred by unknown hand

Captured by the whirlpool
The boat is spinnin’ ’round
Then like a giant bathtub
It makes a gurgling sound

Fear has gripped the locomotive
The brakeman wonders why
The tracks are bent and pointing upward
Straight into the sky

Crossing on a cloud bridge
A mighty tunnel looms
Is this the final station
Where we will meet our doom?

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Dinosaur God

Double-shot of Funtime music comin’ straight at ya with this week’s episode of THE SMILE SYNDICATE MUSIC HOUR. Dinosaur God storms the heavens with its metallic attack while Dinosaur God 2000 caresses your earbones with gentle caressing.

Also, Jason and Miss Elizabeth deliver Shanidar 3 updates. Miss Elizabeth clarifies the historical record while Jason reports on the town succumbing to a mania not seen since War Of The Worlds. And the saga of Jason’s life coach continues as Jerry finally meets Johnny Denver and a fateful decision is made. It’s more fun than monkeys driving ski-doos – it’s THE SMILE SYNDICATE MUSIC HOUR. BE THERE OR HERE NOW.

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Lyrics:

Dinosaur God

Sages screaming at the sky
What’s it all about?
A hundred billion years B.C.
Time is running out

Crashing through the jungle
Smashing down the wall
Sixty tons of darkness
The maker of us all

Go get your clubs
Gather ye stones
Can we save the world?
Shake in your sandals
Soil your loin cloth
Screaming like a girl

Ohhh-ohhh Dinosaur God

Though his coming was foretold
The scoffers gave no ear
Now the fools are babbling
And paralyzed with fear

“Let us try to reason with him.
He’ll listen to our pleas!”
Put aside such foolishness
And get up off your knees

Built him an altar
Offered a virgin
Sung a hymn of praise
Nothing appeases
His shadow’s upon us
It’s the End of Days

Ohhh-ohhh Dinosaur God

Volcanoes spewing fiery goo
Turn us all to stone
Cold blood, pea-brained vengeful god
Laughing on his throne

Squashing all the faithful
Squishing infidels
Peaceful jungle village
Thrown straight into Hell

Lizard of thunder
Alpha Omega
World out of control
Because he eats plans
You think you are safe?
Fool, he’ll have your soul

Ohhh-ohhh Dinosaur God

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